“WE GOT SICK OF WAITING FOR PEOPLE TO INTERVIEW UNDERGROUND METAL BANDS WE LIKED, SO WE GRABBED A SHITTY MIC AND DID IT OURSELVES.”

— CHERNOGLAV

Your Putrid Creators

  • Person in black clothing with a hood, face obscured, standing with arms crossed in front of a historic stone building with tower in the background, in black and white.

    Chort, The Crop Infestor

    This Slavic demon loves to infest your villages crops. When he isn’t creating famine he likes listening to obscure underground black metal. He has a weird fascination with Nattramn from Silencer and also won’t shut up about German black metal.

    Famous Last Words: “You think you’re better than me?”

  • Person wearing a black hoodie and a leather vest with patches, holding a sword on their shoulder with a face covered, standing outdoors among trees.

    Chernoglav, The Hero With the Silver Moustache

    Sporting more than just a moustache under his hood, Chernoglav loves underground Metal, but also listens to a dynamic range of other sub-genres like Power.

    Famous Last Words: “We didn’t rip off Batushka, Uada, Midnight, Gaerea, or Groza with our face covers, we just didn’t want to be identified for tax purposes.”

“METAL COURSES THROUGH MY VEINS…SO DOES REGULAR BLOOD”

— CHORT